Fun Zone

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Some interesting conversations....

      Son        : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
      Father    : No. Why do you ask that?
      Son        : Well, where did you get mummy then?      

      Lady                 : Is this my train?
      Station Master  : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
      Lady                 :  Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
      Station Master  : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

      Peter    : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
      Kirk      : Yes it's really strange. I' ve got another pair of the same at home.     

      Wife          : Do you want dinner?
      Husband   : Sure, what are my choices?
      Wife         : Yes and no.     

      First Guy (proudly)  : "My wife's an angel!"
      Second Guy             : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."  

      Customer     : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Mumbai in two days time?
      Post Master : Well it might do.
      Customer     : I bet you, it won't.
      Post Master : Why not?
      Customer     : It's addressed to Delhi.     

      Girl    : Do you love me?
      Boy   : Yes Dear.
      Girl    : Would you die for me?
      Boy   : No, mine is undying love.      

      1st thief  : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
      2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
      1st thief  : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

      Man  : How old is your father?
      Boy  : As old as me.
      Man  : How can that be?
      Boy  : He became a father only when I was born.   

      Teacher   : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
      Student   : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
      Teacher   : How?
      Student   : Ladies first.